I will not forsake my family or my God and I will give thanks (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This week starts with a montage of dudes rocking, giving way to an all-out assault on Thanksgiving.

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0:00.0	Happy Thanksgiving!
0:02.0	Ha! Chicago Mayor Laurie Lightfoot.
0:05.0	You must cancel the normal Thanksgiving plans,
0:10.0	particularly if they include guests that do not live in your immediate household.
0:15.0	Isn't guests that do not live in your immediate household the whole idea of Thanksgiving
0:22.6	Over the river and through the wood to grandfather's house we go?
0:26.0	Because that's the best way to avoid the state police checkpoint on Highway 37.
0:35.4	Incredible.
0:36.8	Couple things. I don't think that's a Thanksgiving reference. Also... incredible couple things
0:37.5	I don't think that's a Thanksgiving reference
0:39.8	also
0:40.6	I don't want to hear some fucking
0:43.5	bloke talking about my Thanksgiving
0:46.6	all right
0:47.9	we got Thanksgiving so we don't have to hear that
0:50.4	fucking voice again
0:51.4	Thanksgiving is so we don't have to hear that accent anymore.
0:57.1	Right. Thanksgiving.
0:58.4	That was the day we declared independence from Britain, right?
1:02.2	That was that day.
1:02.9	Yeah.
1:04.0	That was the day we told...
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