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Daddy Issues

I Will Fight a Wolf For My Kids.

Daddy Issues

Transit Pictures

Comedy, Improv

5.0776 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

What up PEEPS!? This week on Daddy Issues we're talking about protecting the family, almost getting stabbed and squaring up with the boys.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We are back on the daddy issues.

0:04.6

Yeah, man.

0:06.3

Yo, so there was this guy.

0:11.4

He fought off a rabbit beaver to protect his kids, man.

0:19.8

A rabbit beaver, man.

0:20.9

I mean, it's expected.

0:22.8

That makes sense.

0:23.4

You can't dip out on the kids.

0:25.3

He's off the top.

0:26.3

Like, what's the biggest animal you would...

0:31.6

I picture you just fighting any animal just to protect the boys.

0:36.0

Yeah, it doesn't even matter.

0:37.1

Yeah, you got to do you.

0:38.1

Same way.

0:38.7

Plus, I'm not really scared animals.

0:40.6

So it's like, I'm not, I know I should be.

0:43.4

I know people be like, you better be killed.

0:46.3

Animals don't, so for me to protect my kid against the animals, it's a no-brainer.

0:51.6

It's just like, all right, it's a grizzly bin. Well, let's see what happened.

0:55.8

Just don't do me like Leonardo.

0:57.3

I was about saying, I'm having it up.

0:59.0

Yeah.

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