"I Went to the Worst Funeral EVER... Someone Tried to CLIMB into the Casket"
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 7 October 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I went to the worst funeral ever, someone actually tried to climb into the casket. |
| 0:04.3 | So I, female 25, have a friend male 24 who I've known since high school. |
| 0:09.6 | We are extremely close and he has been a little brother for me as long as I can remember. |
| 0:13.9 | We both got bullied in high school and mainly hung out with each other. |
| 0:17.3 | We tell each other everything. I know his family, he knows mine, all that good stuff. |
| 0:22.0 | Well, his mom unfortunately had a heart attack about two weeks ago. |
| 0:25.5 | She was taken to the hospital where they were trying to save her. |
| 0:28.5 | Along with a few other people, my brother called me in a panic to come |
| 0:32.1 | and be with her and pray. He was understandably a mess from the very start. |
| 0:36.2 | Crying uncontrollably and frantically asking doctors to try this and that. |
| 0:40.3 | Unfortunately, she ended up passing away. |
| 0:42.7 | Little brother was devastated. |
| 0:44.6 | Anyone would be, but trust me when I say that this dude could not take it. |
| 0:48.6 | The second she flatlined, he was lying there on the ground screaming and crying. |
| 0:53.2 | People immediately started trying to calm him down, |
| 0:56.0 | but it was only getting worse and he absolutely refused to believe she was gone. |
| 1:00.4 | He was so distressed that he literally had to be sedated and had to stay in the hospital for a day or two. |
| 1:06.2 | The next few days he cried a lot, vented a lot, all the usual grief stuff. |
| 1:10.8 | Me and many other people were there for them. |
| 1:12.9 | He ended up getting hospitalized again because his chest hurt so much from being so sad. |
| 1:18.1 | Fast forward to today, the day of the funeral. |
| 1:20.8 | Oh my god, it was a disaster. |
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