Or the guy at Trader Joe's that told me to put olive oil on my, my, my, my who? And I was like,

thank you so much. I'm now going to look down at your name tag, Brandon, because I don't know your

name. You know what, Brandon? Recommend the spice jam. Tell me that I'm going to like that

lemon basil paste, but don't talk about my vagina. Yeah, if you can figure out a vagina, figure out your parking lot. And then, and then I'm going to like that lemon basil paste, but don't talk about my vagina. Yeah, if you can figure

out a vagina, figure out your parking lot. And then I'm going to be in a better mood all together.

You know what I mean? Okay.

Are we podcasting yet?

Because I have a lot to say that it's random.

We are podcasting.

Thank goodness.

Okay.

Let's get some things out of the way.

First of all.

Someday we're going to make t-shirts that say, are we podcasting?

If you don't know, and we are excited about it, our book is

available for pre-order right now, the middle school mom's survival guide, which we're very

excited about. You pre-ordering for us gives us so much, like, heat and cred with the people that

make decisions about future books. So do us a solid or pre-order that book. I think you're going to really love it. We're really proud of it. Also, we're going to go on the road again with an all new show and that you can go to i'momsohard.com to see show dates and cities that we're going to be in. Okay, that's the last we ask you to spend money. Also, rate, review, and subscribe. That shit's free. That's free. Um, say nice things. Keep the wheels on this bus a turn in. And, uh, Jen, I think you should tell everybody where you're going to go. Well, I'm really, I'm really excited because I'm heading to Vegas for a retirement party.

You're not, she's not retiring.

No, I'm not retiring.

No, I will let you guys know.

And that's not, that's years, years, years down the road.

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