I was wrong. I was so very wrong.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

That was some serious acting right there.

Before we get to that,

this is true, right?

There aren't actually more weirdos in Florida.

It's just because of the way they report crimes. More of them make the national news.

Yeah, they will release details to the press like pre-trial. Pre-conviction. So in most states, you have to be convicted to something before all that information comes out in Florida. You just get arrested for something. And it comes out. So it seems like there's way more crazy people in Florida. So this is one of those stories. It's kind of funny. Yeah, that's not exactly right, but it's something like that. Yeah. A highly intoxicated Florida woman arrested for stabbing a minivan with a pitchfork. Apparently, she was a 56 year old woman really, really drunk, got

really angry at something who was out in the parking lot behind a grocery store, stabbing a

minivan with a pitchfork when they arrested her.

You know, I was picturing some, you know, gal 23, 24 years old, something like that. If you're

56 and you're still getting minivan stabbing drunk, you got to take a long look

at yourself.

Oh, yeah.

I saw her mug shot.

She should take a long, long look at herself.

A bit of a rough looking lass.

Oh, yeah.

It wasn't booze that she was intoxicated on based on her skin.

Scabby McToothless.

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