“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello. Hi there. Hi there. Hi. Is this the therapy hicco? This is this is therapy gecko. What's going on?
0:09.0	Nothing. I was just chilling watching the stream.
0:12.0	What's your name?
0:15.0	What's your, where, what's your home address?
0:17.0	What's going on?
0:18.0	My name is an ox and I live in Atlanta.
0:25.0	Oh, cool. You know that song that Chance the rapper does where he goes Hot Lana, Hot Water, Hot Shower?
0:32.0	Yeah, I agree with that. that's a great song.
0:35.0	And it's a good song.
0:37.0	What else do I know about?
0:40.0	I used to live, I lived in Atlanta for a couple months yeah I lived there
0:46.0	the Gucci main Texaco oh cool yeah it's it's a good, it's a fun place.
0:53.2	There's the, you ever been to the, oh, you ever been to the museum of Coca-Cola?
0:59.0	Yeah, I actually got sick in the bathroom there one time.
1:01.6	O, well that sounds like a good place to get sick in the bathroom there one time. Ooh.
1:03.0	Well that sounds like a good place to get sick in the bathroom because they got a lot of
1:05.8	seltzer.
1:07.8	Yeah, there or the varsity.
1:11.9	Oh, the varsity. Oh my God oh my god this is we're getting Atlanta specific but I love I love the varsity
1:17.5	the varsity of the varsity of the varsity of fucking rocks it's um
1:20.3	if you eat there more than three times in a I think you can you can probably only afford to eat there
1:27.6	Three times in your life or else you'll just die
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