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Therapy Gecko

“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Philosophy

4.91K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final caller from the previous episode gives us an update on her soul quest to NYC.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.3

Hello.

0:06.6

Hey.

0:07.8

Hey, what's up?

0:10.1

Oh my God.

0:11.8

This is Lyle.

0:13.4

Yes, who is this?

0:15.6

This is Laura.

0:17.5

Laura, what's up, Laura?

0:18.6

Have we ever spoken before?

0:20.8

No, we have not. Beautiful. Beautiful. So what's up, Laura? Have we ever spoken before? No, we have not.

0:22.6

Beautiful, beautiful.

0:24.6

So what's up, Laura?

0:25.4

How's life?

0:27.3

Life is okay.

0:29.9

I just broke up with a guy I've been kind of on and off with for about seven years.

0:37.5

We dated in high school, and then we kind of distanced, and we met and we found each other

0:45.0

on Tinder, and so we swiped, and we hung out for a minute, and then we kind of distance again,

0:52.2

and then we ran into each other on campus and

0:56.0

go back in love and I ended things because I didn't want to waste time because I don't think

1:04.0

too much um so actually I don't know what's really weird. Usually I'm like heartbroken, but I feel normal.

1:15.6

You're usually heartbroken when it's off.

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