"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true. Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko.

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0:00.0	How old were you when the alien encounters first started?
0:05.3	Four or five years and when I was really young.
0:07.4	I got really scared when I had a bad encounter
0:10.2	and I saw it like carried my sister down the hallway and did any part of you
0:16.7	Desire to intervene like thinking that your sister was in danger and you needed to do something? That was terrified.
0:24.0	Because not all of them were friendly.
0:26.0	Some were scary.
0:28.0	Hello?
0:30.0	Carl.
0:32.0	Hey Gek, how are you?
0:34.0	I'm doing all right, Carl. How are you?
0:37.0	Doing awesome.
0:39.0	Awesome.
0:40.0	Uh, Carl, uh, it says here you're 24 years old from Florida and that you were abducted by aliens as a child.
0:51.2	Yeah, it was a little odd. It was more like they came to visit my room.
0:57.0	Why do you think they came to visit your room?
1:00.0	I don't know, man. Like when I was was younger I had like really bad nightmares and
1:06.8	one of the things that would happen is like I would see stuff floating in my room
1:11.8	and so one time like I would see stuff floating in my room.
1:12.7	And so one time, like really late at night,
1:16.4	and man I was terrified of sleeping with the lights not being on,
1:19.8	like if the lights weren't on,
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