His love life is talked about all over the internet. He was on dancing with the stars despite not being able to dance. He once wrangled a kangaroo with his bare hands.

I did what? Your favorite reality TV fuck boy reformed.

He can make a woman fall in love at first sight.

He is Harry Jousie, boyfriend material.

All right, my loves.

I'm officially back on reality TV. I'm on the show called Perfect Match, which came out on Friday.

If you don't know what Perfect Match is, pretty much it is like the Netflix Reality Avengers they bring in all these people from every other show

that may or may not have found love on their show to try and put them on this show to fall in love

But essentially it's just a big clout harvest like we're all there to try and

harvest a little bit of cloud but it gets a little bit crazy as you can tell my

face a little bit flustered I watched it I watched it it. It's a lot. It's very wild. But we also filmed

the show a year ago. So before we kick in to this episode and dissect all the dumb

things I did, I just want to preface that it was a year ago at that time I just broke my 13 month sobriety. I was going through a bit of a breakup,

I was going through a hard time, people coming at me, making things up about me.

And I was also like, I needed to do something different.

I needed to get out of the bubble a little bit and the opportunity came up to do the show.

So I wasn't really in the best mind frame to be on the show, but that is no excuse for the dumb stuff that I did.

I know I also want you to think back, what were you doing a year ago?

What type of human were you a year ago?

Because I feel like a year ago I've lived a hundred different lives.

I feel like I've grown so much.

And I feel like that's what I want to do with perfect match.

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