“I WAS A 911 OPERATOR”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig. Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.5	description to become a geck legend today all right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode call from Johnny hello Johnny. Hello?
1:03.0	Hey, Johnny, what's going on?
1:06.0	Not much, Jack.
1:08.0	How are you tonight? I'm doing good.
1:10.0	I'm feeling better.
1:12.0	I'm feeling actually a lot better than I have in a while.
1:17.5	So you've caught me on a nice mental day. What's going on man? You seem
1:26.1	super refreshed and happy. It's good to see man.
1:28.8	Is that true? I don't, I never have any idea how I'm like, and I actually I appreciate you saying this to me because I never have any idea how I'm like and I actually I appreciate you say this to me because I never have any idea
1:37.0	How I'm coming off
1:41.6	Do I have it like have I been acting depressed?
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