I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.

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0:00.0	Stephen Johnson also replies, just wrote Pizza Hut to let them know I was done with them due to this woke policy.
0:08.8	Asked them to respectfully remove me from any email and USPS mailings since I would not be doing business with them due to their decision.
0:18.6	I also put some mysterious white pattern in the envelope.
0:23.0	Like, what do you expect?
0:24.1	Like, do you expect them to read this and be like,
0:26.8	fuck?
0:27.5	Oh, Stephen Johnson's not coming.
0:30.2	What if Stephen Johnson buys that much pizza hut to where he's like,
0:34.7	this will make a difference?
0:37.2	I love the idea.
0:38.8	It's so funny.
0:39.4	Even Johnson's a principal of a school is the problem.
0:42.0	Uh-oh.
0:42.3	Or Stephen Johnson's the fun, the fun boss.
0:45.6	Yeah.
0:46.1	Yeah.
0:46.8	Oh, no.
0:48.0	Oh, no.
0:51.2	They were having such good monthly, monthly numbers when i when i worked at like the last
0:58.3	like corporate job i had um they didn't know i was vegan and they put me in charge of ordering
1:03.4	the pizza and i ordered so much money worth of pizza vegan pizza yeah it was like 250
1:10.4	oh yeah for like just a fee like for like you know a good we fed the whole vegan pizza? Yeah, it was like $250.
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