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don't do shows. I prefer to epitomize and personify poetry and

its jarring beauty and for you to understand the frenzy I have to take you back to

Thursday night at the pantry. When he got so close to me he could smell the sex

sweating out my pores. I was perspiring lust. He'd been so good to me for so long

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