'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.
Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom.
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| 0:57.8 | All rights reserved. |
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| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:05.6 | Be warned, it's Luanna, |
| 1:06.9 | and this podcast contains honest, |
| 1:08.7 | upfront opinions, rants, |
| 1:10.4 | general explicit content, but you know you love it. Hello. It's the start of a fresh new week in Lua-A-Land. What two? I don't. Of the month. Well, what day to we on today? Last week of the month. 23rd of the month month Is it a leap year this year? |
| 1:28.2 | No |
| 1:28.5 | No |
| 1:28.8 | My friend, her little boy |
| 1:31.4 | Was born on the 29th |
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