I Want to Host More Parties, but I Don't Know How to Cook... Any Hacks?? feat. Travon Free

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Comedy, Kids & Family

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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This go around, Michelle and Jordan are Adulting their way through elevated dining with EOP (Emmy, Oscar, and Peabody!!) Travon Free. Travon explains why, even in the finest restaurants, big feelings stand in the way of him enjoying succulent octopus, Jordan shares the secret to finding good-ass brisket, and Michelle offers well-seasoned advice to a listener who can't cook but whose heart is in hosting.

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0:00.0	in the aftermath of a shocking crime, people always ask why?
0:03.9	Why would someone do something like that?
0:05.9	I'm Candace DeLong, host of the podcast Killer Psychie, where every week I explain
0:10.9	the thoughts, motivations and behaviors of the most violent figures in history.
0:15.5	Listen to Killer Psychie on Amazon music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.6	I master my morning.
0:21.7	I master my day.
0:22.6	Oh, I thought you were going to say masturbate.
0:24.1	I was like, bitch, I don't have to know.
0:26.4	I don't, I wake up at 5 a.m. to masturbate.
0:30.2	I was like, can you imagine?
0:32.3	You got our down, bitch.
0:34.4	I said, what in the farm hand is going on?
0:37.1	It's the only time I have to do it.
0:39.6	What happens when we spring forward now?
0:41.9	This is too much.
0:58.9	Hi, you guys.
0:59.6	Welcome to Adult Thing.
1:00.7	I'm Jordan Carlos.
1:01.9	I'm Michelle B.
1:04.4	So it is the upside down.
1:06.8	It's the upside down.
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