Am I Too Old to Like Puppets? feat. Wyatt Cenac

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

LIVE at the Bell House, Jordan + Michelle blast the Jamaican air horn for the "Mayor of Brooklyn" / comedian / writer / actor / friend, Wyatt Cenac. Michelle paints a picture of her teenage self getting into the club (her wardrobe, her cocktail, the iconic house track), Jordan boasts that his entry to the club--back in the days of Hennessy and Alizé(s)--was through a coveted internship, and Wyatt kindly offers words of inspiration to remind the audience that each of us deserves the best.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Kate Winchler Dawson and I'm Paul Holes.
0:02.7	Together we host Barried Bones and cover some incredible historic true crime cases.
0:08.0	From the Lindbergh baby kidnapping to our examination a Sam Shepard.
0:11.5	Join us every Wednesday for new episodes.
0:14.0	Listen to Barried Bones and Amazon music, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.0	In the aftermath of a shocking crime, people always ask, why?
0:24.0	Why would someone do something like that?
0:26.0	I'm Candace DeLong, host of the podcast Killer Psychie, where every week I explain the thoughts, motivations and behaviors of the most violent figures in history.
0:36.0	Listen to Killer Psychie on Amazon music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:40.0	Black hairdressers should have full health insurance. I'm talking PPO.
0:46.0	They have to be deemed essential workers because of Thai white.
0:52.0	In the deep, deep quarantine, like for sure, like EMT workers are shit.
0:58.0	I was banging on pots but when I saw a black hairdresser with some bags of hair, I was like bang, bang, bang on the pots.
1:05.0	I appreciate you.
1:22.0	Welcome to Adolting, I'm Jordan Carles. I am joined by my co from Go, Michelle Butteau. Michelle, how are you?
1:29.0	What's been going on?
1:35.0	What's been going on? I am part of this unfortunate club of parents that have seen their child in distress.
1:50.0	I took my family to kids and husband down to Miami to see my dad for his eighth birthday. And on the plane, I know happy birthday, Papa, on the plane, my son threw up three times and passed out.
2:05.0	I knew what to do because I'm a fainter. I started fainting. If you're a fainter, I feel you know, like it's crazy. I started fainting when I was little in church standing up in the back when there's no seat to stuff.
2:21.0	But that was the scariest shit ever. And yeah, man, it's like you're not even like someone's friend where you're like it'll be okay or like someone sitting in the back row, like you got this this is like no, you are the mom.
2:35.0	This is your child. You feel helpless. You were stuck in the air. This is the time where you try to see if there's a doctor on board.
2:43.0	You know, all the parents out there who have been through like the not allergy to this that the hot like I, ooh, baby, I feel for you.
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