“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex. Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.4	Hi there. Holy shit. What's your name?
0:06.6	Is this? I'm bug. Is this?
0:09.7	Is this the gecko?
0:12.0	This is the gecko. This is the gecko.
0:13.0	What's up bug?
0:14.0	Just a bug and a gecko.
0:16.0	Hey, be careful or I'll eat you.
0:18.0	Ha ha.
0:19.0	No, don't do that.
0:20.0	Don't do that.
0:21.0	Don't do that. So bug, uh, what's going on with with you man? What'd you want to talk about today?
0:25.6	Um, I'm, this is kind of crazy. I don't know if, um, this is all that relatable, but I don't really feel like a person, you know?
0:42.0	Sometimes I just want to be like a dog. Is that real? Is that a real thing people
0:50.0	experience? Well, you're real and you're experiencing it, so yes.
0:55.0	Type shit. That's true, actually.
1:00.0	All right, so you feel like you might be a duck.
1:04.4	Here's the thing.
1:05.4	I've, and I know people are going to want to make this into like a weird furry sex thing
1:10.0	because that's just what everyone's...
1:12.0	No, no, no, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I no no I know I know I have also thought about I've thought
1:17.7	about this multiple times this is you're not alone in this I have looked at dogs
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