I Want To Be A Unicorn
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- Bums at the radio ranch & the Hegseth hearing
- Mailbag!
- Hegseth went anti woke & Jack's misogyny
- Katie Green's Headlines!
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| 0:00.0 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:16.8 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:19.1 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:20.6 | And now |
| 0:21.2 | Here's Armstrong and Getty |
| 0:22.6 | Here's Armstrong and Getty |
| 0:26.5 | Hey |
| 0:31.6 | Had to say hello to my unhoused |
| 0:35.7 | Streetperson friend who hangs out behind the trash can, |
| 0:38.9 | right where I walk in the door to the building every day. |
| 0:42.2 | You know, kind of watch him out of the corner of my eye, make sure he's not going to attack me or anything like that. |
| 0:46.4 | I sneak in the building. |
| 0:47.9 | Jamaica's small talk. |
| 0:48.8 | How's the meth these days? |
| 0:50.4 | Is it good? |
| 0:50.9 | Good crank? |
| 0:51.8 | What I like is how... |
| 0:52.7 | Yeah. What I like is how fearing for my life, first thing, walking in, |
| 0:58.3 | gets my heart rate up and gets me prepared for the show. |
| 1:01.1 | Okay, so I'm feeling kind of low gear or whatever. |
| 1:03.7 | The whole this guy... |
| 1:04.4 | This equivalent of doing ten push-ups. |
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