I Want A Destination Funeral
The Rob Gucci Show
Rob Gucci
4.9 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
On this weeks episode we talk funerals. Why are funerals so weird? One minute people are crying over your casket the next thing they're eating at the buffet. Also stop doing open caskets. Nobody wants to see that.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome in to wet jeans this is wet jeans welcome to wet jeans this is wet jeans |
| 0:07.8 | New York tickets they're on sale now when this comes out they'll be on sale and I don't know who this is the Maya over there. |
| 0:15.6 | It's DeBlazio, it's Boomburg. |
| 0:17.4 | You better clean up the mother-fucking city before we get there. |
| 0:20.4 | If I see one homeless person when I get to New York City, I swear to God. I'll kill him right there in the tweets |
| 0:26.5 | Just kidding do what the San Francisco I'm not kidding I'm not kidding either I should do what the San Francisco guy did when Kim John was visiting or Asia was visiting |
| 0:35.3 | San Francisco they cleared up all the streets and they made it look like a good city even though it's not it's not doing well so New York we expect the same |
| 0:46.3 | June 15th the tickies are on sale now link in bio just go to a bio the link will be there |
| 0:54.3 | Doesn't matter who it is even if you even if you majored in in bio |
| 0:58.8 | Right before I die my last words are gonna be link in bio |
| 1:02.3 | How good would that be that be so good actually? I'd be fucking hard I have my last words are going to be Lincoln Bio. |
| 1:02.6 | How good would that be? |
| 1:03.2 | That would be so good actually. |
| 1:04.4 | That'd be such a cutting like last thing to say. |
| 1:07.4 | Closer. |
| 1:08.2 | Like my grandkids are just like like. |
| 1:10.3 | They think you're going to tell them like the family secret. |
| 1:12.2 | Closer, Lincoln BIO. |
| 1:15.0 | They're going to be searching links. |
| 1:18.0 | There's going to be, there's going to be a link in my bio |
| 1:21.0 | and they're going to click on it and it just going to be a picture of my butt. |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah, super, super zoomed in so it looks like a picture of Mars. |
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