I Wanna Date Yo Mama
Run That Prank
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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2021
⏱️ 9 minutes
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As a new member of the church, Fool #1 is telling a young man of the congregation that he wants to date his mama.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject. |
| 0:11.0 | I don't do black or broke. |
| 0:13.3 | Well, I'm out. |
| 0:15.7 | Well, you're not. |
| 0:16.0 | You're not broke. |
| 0:17.2 | You're not broke. |
| 0:18.0 | That would be. |
| 0:18.4 | I'm out too. |
| 0:21.3 | Right now, though, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. |
| 0:25.6 | What do you have for us today, Neff? |
| 0:27.9 | I want to date your mama. |
| 0:29.5 | Oh, see, right there. |
| 0:31.8 | I want to date your mama. |
| 0:34.2 | Steve, how would you do it again, please? |
| 0:56.5 | Today's prank is I want to date your mother. See? That's it? There's nothing in that. What else do you need? Put some prank on that. Put something on that. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, I can't tell you how to prank because obviously you're the king of it, but I was just talking about the introductions could use a lot of words. |
| 0:59.9 | You got to put some more flavor on that. |
| 1:02.2 | Now, see, the flavor is in the prank. |
| 1:05.2 | We'll put some seasoning on that intro, though. |
| 1:08.2 | Yeah, see, that's where you and I differ. |
| 2:01.6 | And so, once again, just do what you want to do. All right. All right. I don't know. I'm sorry, I can't. I want to date your mom. Do you, man? Running. Who? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach, I'm trying to reach Ms. Burns. This is James. This is our son. How you doing, man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I just recently joined the church, man, within the last month. And I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. One of the members gave me a number, but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number, I guess. Is this a home number or what is this? Hold on, whoa, whoa. Who, who is this again? My name is Gordon. Gordon, I'm a new member at the church. Yeah. Is this your number? Yeah, man. This is my phone number. I'm James. I'm my son. Oh, that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother. Right. All right. Well, yeah, my bad, man. I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. Now, do you have a cell or a home number somewhere where I can get in touch with Ms. Burns? Wait, tell me, I'm talking about. Your name is what? Gordon, Gordon. Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I might not have met you yet, Jane. Okay. Well, God bless you, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Is it any way I can get your mom's home number from you? |
| 2:03.0 | Oh, Jane. Okay. Well, God bless you, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Is there any way I can |
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