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Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

My ex-wife ran off my fiancé.

My ex-wife ran my fiancé off, okay?

Wow.

Yeah, wait until you hear this letter.

Try to. That almost happened to me.

What?

What is every letter?

Outside voice?

Why is every letter always about him?

I'd have had a hell of a life.

I'm sick of these letters.

Right now it's your nephew's turn, Uncle Steve.

He's here with today's prank phone call. What's you got, Neff? I want to date your mom. Well, do you, man? Run it. Boo. Hello? Hello? I'm trying to reach, I'm trying to reach Ms. Burns. This is James. This is our son. How you doing, man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I just recently joined the church, man, within the last month, and I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. One of the members gave me a number, but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number, I guess. Is this a home number, or what is this? Hold up, whoa, who, who is this again? My name is Gordon, I'm a new member at the church. Yeah. Is this your number? Yeah, man. This is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son. Oh, that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother. Right. All right. Well, yeah, my bad, man. I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. Now, do you have a sale or a home number somewhere I can get in touch with Ms. Burns?

Wait, tell me,. Now, do you have a cell or a home number somewhere

where I can get in touch with Ms. Burns?

Wait, tell me, I tell me, tell you. Your name is what? Gordon, Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I might not have met you yet, Jane. Okay, well, God bless you, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Is there any way I could get your mom's home number from you?

I mean, you just... Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Is there any way I could get your mom's home number from you?

I mean, you just joined the church. I mean, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.

I mean, is there anything? Is there a message I could pass on to her, though?

Well, yeah. I mean, I'm trying to see if it's all right for me to take her out.

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