"I've still got it!"

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The wonderful Geoff Norcott joins Jason to discuss the embarrassing moments you've had lately, words that should be banned and the last time you realised you 'didn't have it'.

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0:00.0	Jimmy was chuffed with his new Italian scooter, however he was even more chuffed that he bought it on his Barclay card.
0:06.4	Because when things didn't quite go to plan, he had protection and could claim back on his purchase.
0:12.4	You'll be up and running in no time, Jimmy.
0:14.4	What you buy is your business.
0:16.2	Giving you purchase protection is ours.
0:18.3	Search Barclay Card Protection to find out more about how we protect your purchases.
0:22.0	Barclay Card, make money work for you.
0:24.0	28.9% representative of APR variable,
0:27.0	subject to application, financial circumstances and borrowing history.
0:29.0	Tees and sees apply. Jason, Manford.
0:34.0	Absolute radio.
0:35.0	We real music matters.
0:38.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford.
0:40.0	I'm joined this morning by Jeff Norcott.
0:42.8	Morning Jason.
0:43.6	How are you?
0:44.6	Yeah, not too bad, mate, not too bad.
0:45.8	Lovely.
0:46.6	So we'll be having, uh, well, obviously just the same, uh, inane drivel for the next three hours,
0:51.6	but, uh, first half hour, uh hour just let us know what you're up to as usual so
0:56.0	8 12 15 on the text why are you out of your pit let us know Let's know. This is Jason Manford.
1:06.0	This is absolute radio.
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