“I’VE HAD DIARRHEA FOR 3 MONTHS”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller worries how his boyfriend might react to his “major explosive diarrhea” after returning from a work trip. We review his options. Afterwards a caller tells me how she is having trouble breaking up with her boyfriend, another caller is unsatisfied with the reactions they’ve received to their cancer diagnosis, and a couple brings me up to speed on an awkward situation they experienced at the orgy they just attended. Did you know a clam currently holds the record for the oldest living animal? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hello?
0:02.0	This is Jay.
0:03.0	What's up Jay?
0:04.0	Is this the gecko?
0:08.4	This is the gecko. This is the gecko.
0:12.3	Very, very cool.
0:13.0	What's up with me? I am sitting in... I don't know if I...
0:21.0	I don't know if I answered that. Did I say what's up with you yeah you said you said what's up
0:26.1	fuck I've dude I have like horrible I don't know
0:30.4	How long this has been going on but I have like horrible short-term amnesia memory thing I don't know if
0:36.6	Would your longest-term memory good? Yeah I think my I think my long-term memory is good. I just don't remember like names or things that people just told me or that I've said
0:47.6	I don't know if it's as a result of like say that again
0:55.0	You'd like do you remember your third grade teacher's name? I believe, yeah, I think her name was Miss Helmin.
1:01.0	I think I only know one of my teachers' names from all 12 years of school.
1:08.8	Yeah, what are their names?
1:10.6	Give me one.
1:11.6	Just erase it from my memory?
1:16.8	What's going on with you Jay? What's up with you?
1:21.6	Well, well first I want to say I'm sad I missed your show in Chicago.
1:27.0	Ah.
1:30.0	What did you, were you not able to get tickets?
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