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The Longest Shortest Time

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The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2011

⏱️ 27 minutes

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A newly married guy finds out his wife is pregnant while he's at sea and just a few years later, to his surprise, becomes a stay-at-home dad. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:28.5

This is the Longest Shortest Time Podcast.

0:31.0

I'm Hillary Frank.

0:32.5

About a year ago, I moved from Philadelphia to New Jersey.

0:36.0

And when we got to the new apartment, the movers were trying to sort stuff into the right rooms,

0:41.5

like glasses in the kitchen, crib in the baby's room.

0:44.5

And at one point, one of the movers comes up to me,

0:47.5

and he holds my sits-bath in my face, and he says,

0:52.5

I don't know where this goes.

0:55.5

And I kind of realize at that moment that he and I are on two totally different sides of this line.

1:05.5

The line, I guess, being knowing what a sits-bath is for and not yet knowing what a sits-bath is for.

1:12.5

And if you're one of those people who doesn't know what a sits-bath is for,

1:16.0

a simple Google search should do the trick.

1:20.5

Anyway, he's holding the sits-bath up at me,

1:23.5

and I kind of sheepishly tell him, you know, it goes in the bathroom.

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