Hey everybody. Welcome to the Sharp Tongue podcast. I'm your girl Jesse Mae Paluso. It's a beautiful sunny day in Los Angeles, California. I hope it's sunny where you are and in your heart. And if you need a little uplifting, come see me live. That's right. I'm going to be in a city near you, hopefully this fall on my hot sister comedy tour. You can get tickets at jessie may.com forward slash tour. I will be in

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and you guys. and I hope you

enjoy this week's episode of the Sharp Tongue Podcast with the one and only your favorite podcast host,

Jesse May.

Sharp Tongue Podcast. Beep, beep, beep, beep. You're listening to the Sharp Tongue podcast. I'm your host,

Jesse May. Paluso. It's a personalue podcast. I'm your host, Jesse Mae.

Paluso.

It's a personal look.

Well, it's not really a look because it's a podcast.

I'm already fucking this up.

This is kind of like a verbal comedy diary.

A deep look into the crevices of my mind.

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