This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Thursday, the first, I can't believe it's the first of March. Is it really the first of March?

Good grief on it, I know there was something I've missed. So we've just been paid.

Got to do a new invoice. I don't know, there's all something to do, isn't there really? And we've got snow in London and it's gridlock and people have been stuck in their cars for ages and ages.

And then yesterday, as I was going out to do a little bit of light shopping, and I looked at the 15, 20 minutes, and all of a sudden we were knee-deep swirling in the stuff again. So if you're suffering, bad luck, but at least you've got the radio. Move over Kim Kardashian. Gemma Collins, why? Because I'm like three years old. compares her peachy ass, sorry, Kichi Derrier, to Kardashians as she flaunts her one stone weight loss.

No, dear, you're still fat. It doesn't make any difference. It's gross. It's absolutely gross.

Unfortunately, you don't go in any like Kim Kardashian. You're neither as talented. I mean, really.

You're an old woman now. And also, you're getting to that stage because they say, if you're not married by 36,

that was in the papers today, and she's 37, oh dear, pushing 40, love, and still can't find

anybody to go out with. You know why? Because you're thick. Lauren Goodyear goes make-up free for

an Instagram selfie, and followed by a load of poet. What does she do with herself? Does she just sort of go on holiday or something?

She's gone makeup free, but she looks slightly peculiar actually, slightly peculiar.

She's undergoing liposuction, presumably on her face by the look of it. She's gone very odd,

but it only goes to prove how dreadful you can look if you don't know how to do your your makeup. Pete Wicks, cosying up to somebody from the real

housewives of Cheshire. Got to find somebody to go out with, hasn't he? She's apparently 44. He's

29. He's the one who really hasn't got a lot to say for himself. He's Bam Bam, bam. Bam, bam.

And she's a nobody. She's absolutely a nobody. She's sort of an old woman, desperately clinging on to some sort of vestige of youth, which I suppose we all are.

Christine McGuinness, surprisingly. You know who she is, don't you? She's married to Paddy. Paddy McGinnis? Well, anyway, she's obviously had enough of sitting at home. So she's filming the real housewives of Cheshire. Oh dear. Nothing, nothing worse is than

somebody who's so desperate to be somebody that she has to go and do the real Housewives of

Cheshire. One of the worst programs I've ever seen on the television with a bunch of old pussycats

like you've never seen before. Paddy heads back to work with Keith Lemon. Yeah, whatever.

And as I say,

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