"I've done a lot, been a lot, seen a lot, sh*gged a lot"

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out what sort of porn the girls are into, what our thoughts on the Bonnie Blue documentary are and get an architectural response to our questions about toilet doors.

Plus...grassing up your pal, a sweaty golf prank, women staying single and childfree, and when Luisa's rant goes tits up. Hilarity ensues.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I'd never met anyone like him.
0:02.4	We'd drive around Rome on his Vesper.
0:05.6	And he'd read me poetry from the old steps.
0:09.5	And that's when I knew I was in love.
0:13.6	I didn't know you and Grandin met him out of Italy.
0:16.5	Oh, no. We met the following year.
0:19.2	Grant!
0:22.3	Anyway, Paris was even wilder.
0:25.7	Getting to know Gran before she was grand.
0:28.4	On the train, you can.
0:30.0	Right, birthday party.
0:31.9	The big 30th.
0:33.3	Although, is it more like 40th?
0:36.1	Hmm, best go generic.
0:38.1	Something fizzy?
0:39.3	Oh, along with everyone else.
0:40.9	Flowers?
0:41.7	Symbolic of blooming into a new era.
0:44.4	No, come on.
0:46.4	Something more exciting.
0:48.8	Something like.
0:50.8	I'll take a two million red scratch card, please.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Global, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Global and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.