I've Been Hornswoggled!
Lexicon Valley
Lexicon Valley
4.8 • 611 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hear that. It's your big McDonald's hunger calling. And that's not just any kind of hunger. It's the kind that calls for the big arch. |
| 0:07.5 | Stack with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that big arch sauce. Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions. |
| 0:13.4 | Hungry? You are now. |
| 0:16.5 | Serve from 11 a.m. subject to availability. Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:23.1 | From Book Smart Studios, this is Lexicon Valley, a podcast about language. |
| 0:28.2 | I'm Mike Volo with Bob Garfield, and today on the show, our first mailbag segment, |
| 0:34.0 | listener Stephen wrote in from Australia to say, quote, I've been horn swoggled. So what exactly has |
| 0:42.5 | happened to me? And when did people start getting horn swagled? Is it painful? Thanks. |
| 0:49.7 | Well, I'm sorry that happened to you, Stephen. I know it was touch and go for a while, but you seem to be okay now. |
| 0:56.7 | Bob, have you ever been horn swoggled, and did you press charges? |
| 1:01.6 | I have been horn swagled, but I horn swagled myself in a little bizarre in Jerusalem, |
| 1:09.6 | paying 20 times more for a souvenir than it was worth |
| 1:13.1 | because I did all the parking myself. |
| 1:17.3 | I said, name me a price for this icon in a hammered silver frame. |
| 1:22.9 | And I named a sum in excess of $100. |
| 1:27.3 | I bought it, and at the next stall, I saw it was like $9. |
| 1:32.6 | Did his eyes light up when you said that price? |
| 1:35.5 | I'm sure he tells the story to this day. |
| 1:40.1 | Okay, so Stephen wants to know when did people first start getting horn swoggled? |
| 1:46.7 | In the late 1820s, the University of Virginia published a weekly journal called the Virginia Literary Museum. |
| 1:55.0 | If you look at just one issue alone from December 30, 1829, it begins with a long discussion of various superstitions |
| 2:05.0 | around the world, things lucky and unlucky, as they put it. That's followed by an essay about |
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