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🗓️ 14 June 2020
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | 30 hours ago I hopped on a late night flight from New York heading to Los Angeles. |
0:07.0 | After boarding I saw that I had an entire road to myself, Take off past without incident and soon I was stretched out for a nap |
0:16.9 | across the row. I slept for a few hours. I don't know how long but I woke up to some severe turbulence. It's possible |
0:27.2 | that the lights in the cabin went out for a moment but I was so disoriented that |
0:32.1 | it's hard to say. |
0:34.0 | I checked my phone to see that it was 403 a.m. |
0:38.0 | which I figured gave me about an hour until we landed. |
0:42.0 | When I looked out my window, I was shocked. hour until we landed. |
0:42.8 | When I looked out my window, I was shocked to see nothing but wide open ocean. |
0:49.2 | My jaw dropped. |
0:51.8 | There's obviously no ocean between New York and Los Angeles. |
0:55.0 | I hit the button to call the flight attendant and spend the next few minutes |
1:00.0 | rack in my brain for a lake that could have been possibly big enough to explain what I was seeing. |
1:05.6 | I jumped when the attendant flipped the light off. |
1:09.2 | She was grinning from ear to ear and tears were pouring down the cheeks. |
1:15.8 | How can I help you, sir? She asked. |
1:20.8 | I froze for a moment at her reaction before deciding to just ask my question. |
1:27.0 | Where are we? Why does it look like we're flying over an ocean. |
1:33.6 | She wiped her cheeks to clear the tears, still grinning widely. |
1:38.6 | Sir, will be landing in about an hour. I... |
1:44.0 | Uh... |
1:46.0 | Okay, thank you, I said. |
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