“I’VE BECOME A GOBLIN”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes. Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have a casual chat with a man named Bob. This is a weird chair. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.8	Hello?
0:03.3	Hi, what is your name?
0:05.2	My name is Nicki.
0:07.2	I go by Nicki the Star.
0:08.4	Uh, Nicki, what's going on?
0:11.2	How can I, uh, how can I get you today? I'm so excited. I'm an ecstatic to be gagged.
0:18.0	Well, it says here you wanted to talk about being homeless by choice for the past two years?
0:26.4	Yeah, it's kind of been like a house-topping situation to be honest.
0:30.8	Okay, what's the deal? Um, I don't know, it's like more peaceful and I kind of get to like, be wherever I want.
0:39.0	Like I live in the middle of nowhere in Ohio and I've gotten to like go everywhere in Ohio in the sense.
0:49.7	So when you say that you are, okay so you've been homeless by choice so you say that you are, okay so you've been homeless by choice, so you say that you've been
0:56.4	the house hopping for the past two years. What does that mean?
1:01.0	So I just went through my third toxic roommate.
1:04.7	This one was the worst of it.
1:07.0	I went over to his house to pick up my stuff ultimately and he kicked the side mirror off of my friend's car.
1:17.2	Okay.
1:18.2	And like throwing a ballad of gun and everything.
1:19.3	It was all on.
1:20.3	Before we get to what so so your like what is house hopping mean like what do you do whose
1:26.2	houses are you hopping it's kind of just I'm a stripper in a porn star. Okay.
1:33.0	That's my full time profession.
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