Opie Radio. He's back.

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Chris O'estepin, Rich Voss, the Mad Cuban, and I got Stump Brain on the hotline here.

I read an article or two, and then I make believe I know shit.

I know.

I know.

I just read the titles.

Should I go by that?

You like MSNBC.

What a fucking network. You watch them? I don't. MSNBC. He got the one that has Rachel, No. Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews. You're not a fan there, Carl. You know, a lot of people like the Chris Matthews and the Rachel. I think Chris Matthews is a psychopath. Really? I think he's so fucking weird. You know what I mean? Like just, he says everything completely opposite every day. It's like, no matter whatever the day is, he says whatever he wants. Well, who do you like? Who do I like in the news? I like, um, out of the three cable, uh, networks. I really, you know what, to be honest with you? I don't watch any of them. I'm just on, I go on Twitter, I look at topics. You like Shepard Smith? No, I don't like Shepard Smith. Why? I think he's a, he's a weird dude. I get all my, when I met him in real life, he is scary looking. I came out here to have, smoke a cigarette, and he was, he smokes.

Right. And he was wearing literally like a purple, like, I guess on TV you can't tell him, but it was purple. It looked like the fucking gay riddler, right? So he's outside, and me and Roland go, hey, how you doing? And he like snarled at us, and then Roland starts heckling him because, you know, Roland is. Yeah, wrong can't fucking control so.

But he was so thin and like because, you know, rolling doesn't... Yeah, he can't fucking control. He's so thin and, like, weird-looking, dude. And I think he's really... He sounds like a twatty-twatt on the TV. I love Wolf Blitzer. I'm a big wolf guy. He's a great fucking name. That monotone. I love Wolf Blitzer and I love Chuck Scarborough, NBC.

I do love Chuck. Yeah. My favorite. That's a local guy for the. Oh, sorry. Yeah, he's too local. But Wolf Blitzer's a fucking champ. Why do you like him? I don't know. I like Wolf Blitzer and I like Jake Tipper. I think he

Jake Tapper

Jake Tapper

Yeah

I think he's got a little

You know

Were you out with Anderson and I like Jake Tepper. I think he... Jake Tapper? Jake Tapper?

You like Jake? Yeah, I think he's got a little, you know... Where you are with Anderson Cooper? I like Anderson Cooper. Don Lemon. I don't love Don Lemon. But I like Don Lemon enough. Yeah. Do you watch Don Lemon get his ear pierce during New Year's Eve? No. No. What a... He would have trained. I know.

What a train.

And Jake Tapper's a weirdo.

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