I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentlemen and welcome to Distractable, a winner for production.
0:05.7	This week Bob Judges and indulges in Podophilia and Masterful Ebating Wales, Wade reveals
0:12.4	black market firefighters and has graved job opportunities.
0:16.9	Mark gains prescient pam points with a yarn about hiding in BS and exploding tons of
0:22.6	stinking sperm.
0:23.6	Yes, it's time for I tried so hard and I got so far but in the end it didn't even matter.
0:32.4	Now sit back, I'm prepared to be distracted and enjoy the show.
0:38.2	Hello and welcome back to Distractable, unless you're new here, then just regular welcome.
0:45.6	And where have you been?
0:46.6	It's fine, it's fine.
0:47.6	Where do I have to worry about that?
0:49.5	This is a podcast hosted by myself, Bob, and competed in by my two friends and occasional
0:56.6	hosts, but mostly competitors before honest.
0:59.1	Mark and Wade.
1:00.1	Hello, Audi, Audi.
1:02.1	Hello, Audi, Audi.
1:04.1	Hello, they're stuck in a loop.
1:06.3	Stop that.
1:07.3	Pause.
1:08.3	Mute, whatever.
1:09.3	If you don't know.
1:10.3	Hey.
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