This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. It's Wednesday, the 18th of October. I already mentioned earlier on. It's freezing. It's like winter. It's definitely colder. I might have to go out today and buy a bigger coat.

I have seen one, which I quite like. I'm not sure it's going to see. It's too long, actually. I think it's like three-quarter length, which is too bad. Sorry, it's too, too sort of big for me. I don't think I'm that sort of shape of person. Anyway, who do we kick off with this morning? Who's having the big arguments? Hilariously, apparently Gemma Collins, they want to sign up for celebrities go dating.

Nobody's interested in going out with Gemma Collins. She's 36, you know, with a voice of a seven-year-old.

It's, you know, I saw somebody on the television the other day. I think it was Denise Van Uten, or Aulton or whatever she's called.

And somebody else, who the Dickens was it? Obviously nobody

of any consequence. And then I couldn't work out who the other one was until she opened a

mouth. And she could have to be Lydia Dim. Small wonder, she can't find anybody either.

The trouble is, on Maiden in Essex, via Strictly Come, I'm a celebrity, get me into out of the jump and all those

kind of things, then you suddenly realise all their failings and their failings are. They can't

speak. They can't speak. They're a little bit like sort of poor Katie Price. Katie Price has

just been out to her latest book signing. This is book signing 4,375. She doesn't write because she can't.

And so this is somebody else who writes the books for her. And yet stupidly, the fan turns out,

oh, you sign this for me, please, Katie. She didn't written anything at all in a life. She'd

never written anything. Probably not even a check. You know, but she needs the money. God knows she needs

the money. What she does is sits down and goes, okay, so I see like a story with like girl.

She got horse and she rides over a field and then she meets a bloke at the other end. She has sex with him. And then they have babies. And they go, okay, is that it?

Yeah. And then she puts her name to it. And that becomes a Katie Price novel. It's a bit like

the artist Jeff Coons. I don't know if you've ever heard of Jeff Coons. Jeff Coons was very famous

in America. He does beautiful art. He doesn't make it. Other people make it and he puts his name to it. So all the things you've ever seen about Jeff. He married an Italian porn star called, I think, Chicolino or something. And they started doing new shoots together and all the rest of it. But all his art was made by other people. He has like a factory, like Andy Warhol's factory, and this was a Jeff

Coons factory. So in the case of poor old Katie Price, delusional Katie, Chris Hughes, now you

remember Chris Hughes, don't you? Okay, start here if you're a new listener. She saw him

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