I told Hailey Bieber I'm a lesbian

Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week were talking meeting Kris Jenner (and other Jenner's and couldn't stop saying I was a lesbian), getting upsold in medspas (no i do want the fetal stem cells), and preparing to leave for a month for "work"

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:10.0	Okay.
0:11.4	Okay.
0:12.1	And we're back.
0:13.4	I don't have a crack of a soda for you.
0:17.4	And I cannot walk down to the gas station because that would add another 20 minutes for you to hear a soda crack.
0:26.6	I have to do it for me because if I'm doing it for you, it'll read wrong.
0:32.9	And I don't care that much.
0:35.8	And it's just not important to me to do the same thing every time for
0:40.1	continuity and for you to expect something to set the same. You have to expect the unexpected. Don't you
0:47.7	need to switch up? Don't you want something different? I'm fresh out of Waterloo. What am I supposed to do? Go get some and I have no one else to
0:58.9	blame but myself. Baby, baby, where'd all the Waterloo go? She doesn't drink any. It's all on me.
1:07.4	So now I'm drinking her at Gade Rate Zero.
1:27.5	Ah, that's all you get. That's all you get. Now let's commence.
1:36.7	Yeah, surprise.
1:38.1	I'm doing my own tech.
1:40.9	And everybody likes it that way.
1:43.9	Everybody likes it that way.
1:47.1	Well, this will include you to do your own production tech. Well, thank you very much for nothing again. Here's some ASMR for you. You want to come say hi, baby.
2:03.9	You want to come say hi?
2:07.3	We moved the pod to the garage.
2:10.4	So now I have to wait for the door to open.
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