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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra. Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast. It's Thursday, the third. Thank God it's not Friday the 13th, isn't it? That would be terrible. But don't have to worry, because tomorrow's, I know it's a bonfire day. Mind you, it could be if you don't actually buy all these different bits and pieces. And we celebrate Valentine's Day.

Unfortunately, for today, we have to celebrate with a few people that we're not wild about.

First of all, Sarah Ferguson, often wonder what she did.

She signed a seven-book deal to write children's stories.

Sarah, who's known as Fergie, 60, said she was excited as she unveiled three of her upcoming children's books on Instagram.

Do you know she's written 25 books over the years?

Well, bypassed me.

And she now builds herself, as opposed to Sarah Ferguson, as the first one is The Enchanted oak tree by Sarah at Duchess of York.

I mean, talk about clinging on to it, dear. Talk about clinging onto it.

Kerrycoat toner reveals she's set to become a life coach. Oh God. In a bid to better herself.

I think you kind of left it a bit late love for that. I mean, good luck, but to be honest with you.

It always ends in disaster. Princess Beatrice's wedding is going to be smaller than originally planned because of the scandal surrounding her

father let's just call him andrew i don't think we bother doing the title uh she'll have a smaller

wedding um and so it'll be 29th of may at st james's palace and then i think there's going to be some shin dig at Buckingham Palace. But don't know, William, William had that as well. Gordon Ramsey, unrecognisable. It was undercover for a show dressing up as a woman. No, it looks like Gordon Ramsey in a really bad wig and a silly hat. Doesn't look like a woman at all? Chef Cambridge at your service, Kate.

Have you noticed how every day now there's another story about William and Kate?

They're getting further and further away from Megan and Harry and it's now concentrating because first of all, Kate and William have announced they're going to tour Australia

in the aftermath of the fires.

Now they're going to tour Ireland as well.

I mean, to be honest,

this is the palace doing damage limitations. That's exactly what it is. David Schwimmer

is left speechless as Matt Baker and Alex Jones confusing with a child actor in an unfortunate

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