I Thought My Water Broke and You Didn’t Check on Me

The World's First Podcast with Erin & Sara Foster

Dear Media | Wishbone Production

Leisure, 750325, Female Founders, Aging, Advice, Comedy, Business, Nutrition, Life Advice, Society & Culture, Infertility, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week, Erin and Sara answer audience questions and discuss Erin's pregnancy update, the Tom Brady roast, "clean girlies," staying friends after a breakup, and more.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Otto. Welcome to Aaron Serra's podcast.
0:07.0	Okay, Aaron, have you been wondering why I have not answered to the group text that you sent yesterday?
0:19.0	Yeah, I mean, no, I haven't been wondering because it's very you.
0:22.8	Okay.
0:23.8	So here's my dilemma.
0:25.4	You have group texted the entire family
0:28.6	about a Mother's Day plan.
0:30.8	And your group text is like Simon took the liberty of making this reservation.
0:37.4	He could only get a 1030 AM reservation and will you all be there?
0:41.6	So here's my dilemma. I can either A totally betray myself and be like
0:48.5	okay yeah that's what I want to do on Mother's Day. I want to wake up early, get dressed, look cute, put makeup on to be in the
0:56.0	car by 10 a.m. to be at I don't even eat breakfast. Or I can say, you know what what it's Mother's Day. It's Sunday. I'd like to sleep in
1:06.9	have my coffee in bed watch that Anne Hathaway movie.
1:12.1	Scroll Instagram finish and angry Anne Hathaway movie, scroll Instagram, finish an ancient generation, the book, that's what I'd like to do on my
1:18.5	Mother's Day.
1:20.1	So that's what you should do. And guess what? I'll take your kids. Oh that's so easy.
1:27.2	Yeah, I'll take your kids. I'll come pick them up where they can come with grandma and
1:30.9	we'll all go to brunch and you have your morning do whatever the
1:34.4	fuck you want on Mother's Day. Oh my God and no one will judge me? I can't guarantee no
1:38.6	no one will judge me. I can't guarantee no one will judge you. How many backhanded
1:41.0	compliments when every single person on the text
1:43.7	chain is sitting around the table be like where's Sarah? No, no, I honestly I think any
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