I Thought My Water Broke and You Didn’t Check on Me
The World's First Podcast with Erin & Sara Foster
Dear Media | Wishbone Production
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
This week, Erin and Sara answer audience questions and discuss Erin's pregnancy update, the Tom Brady roast, "clean girlies," staying friends after a breakup, and more.
Executive Producers: Erin Foster, Sara Foster, and Allison Bresnick
Associate Producer: Montana McBirney
Audio Engineer: Josh Windisch
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Otto. Welcome to Aaron Serra's podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Okay, Aaron, have you been wondering why I have not answered to the group text that you sent yesterday? |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah, I mean, no, I haven't been wondering because it's very you. |
| 0:22.8 | Okay. |
| 0:23.8 | So here's my dilemma. |
| 0:25.4 | You have group texted the entire family |
| 0:28.6 | about a Mother's Day plan. |
| 0:30.8 | And your group text is like Simon took the liberty of making this reservation. |
| 0:37.4 | He could only get a 1030 AM reservation and will you all be there? |
| 0:41.6 | So here's my dilemma. I can either A totally betray myself and be like |
| 0:48.5 | okay yeah that's what I want to do on Mother's Day. I want to wake up early, get dressed, look cute, put makeup on to be in the |
| 0:56.0 | car by 10 a.m. to be at I don't even eat breakfast. Or I can say, you know what what it's Mother's Day. It's Sunday. I'd like to sleep in |
| 1:06.9 | have my coffee in bed watch that Anne Hathaway movie. |
| 1:12.1 | Scroll Instagram finish and angry Anne Hathaway movie, scroll Instagram, finish an ancient generation, the book, that's what I'd like to do on my |
| 1:18.5 | Mother's Day. |
| 1:20.1 | So that's what you should do. And guess what? I'll take your kids. Oh that's so easy. |
| 1:27.2 | Yeah, I'll take your kids. I'll come pick them up where they can come with grandma and |
| 1:30.9 | we'll all go to brunch and you have your morning do whatever the |
| 1:34.4 | fuck you want on Mother's Day. Oh my God and no one will judge me? I can't guarantee no |
| 1:38.6 | no one will judge me. I can't guarantee no one will judge you. How many backhanded |
| 1:41.0 | compliments when every single person on the text |
| 1:43.7 | chain is sitting around the table be like where's Sarah? No, no, I honestly I think any |
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