I Think I Saw Puss

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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HAPPY FUCKING TUESDAY! We're back after a much needed break, and here to explain ALL THE WILDNESS that's been going on. For a month long bender, we've come out pretty solid! The ladies get into Jaime's birthday, how we started the month of February, where we've been, and what we've been up to ! Remember... It's SHOT-O-CLOCK somewhere, you filthy fucking stoners! Rip a shot and #shotoclock, tag @2girls1bluntpod - we'd love to see you! We love to hear from you! If you have any stories, topic...

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0:00.0	Hey girl, you trying to hit this?
0:04.0	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:08.7	Oh my goodness.
0:11.0	Jamie, I've been drunk for a month.
0:12.9	I haven't stopped, bro.
0:17.0	Today was the first day.
0:18.9	I was like, wow, is this what real silence is I haven't known what
0:24.9	personal space is in a long time holy shit yeah I like or peace of mind peace of mind I haven't
0:31.7	masturbated and like it took like three weeks to masturbate because I wasn't alone.
0:38.5	I don't even know if I masturbated on my birthday.
0:41.0	I feel like it's been a day since your birthday.
0:43.9	But it wasn't.
0:44.7	It's literally been like, I don't know, a week.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:47.6	Which is crazy.
0:48.7	Guys, we have an episode for you this week.
0:53.8	And I just have to say, Emily's lighting the blunt right now.
0:56.3	And we're smoking, we found caviar.
1:00.2	Like, Emily cleaned out our little weed thing and we found some caviar.
1:03.9	So we're smoking caviar, and you guys know what the caviar does to us.
1:09.1	We don't even know what the caviar does to us. We don't, we don't, but it does something that I enjoy, and I haven't had, like, Callie Weed in so long. I was just talking to the security guard downstairs. He was like, I've never been to Caliard. It's my bucket list. I was like, we'll bring you back some Callie Weed. He's, because the new management is coming in in our building he's being
1:28.0	shifted to like fort lauderdale or something to a condo out there so we're just never going to see a lot
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