'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna's back on Celebs Go Dating, Lu's missing her little Crumble and is getting into her dog mum era, Anna can't do Year 4 maths, Imo's defending cryptic crosswords and Anna's trying to make 'binfluencing' a thing.
Plus, cuddling your boyfriend's dad's boxers, Steven Bartlett's in hot water, the Brooklyn Beckham debacle, we announce weirdo of the MONTH and Lu's ranting about fridge etiquette.
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| 0:00.0 | So, Emma's birthday. What are you wearing? |
| 0:02.5 | I was thinking maybe a dress, but now I'm not sure. |
| 0:06.9 | Probably just wear some smart jeans and a... |
| 0:09.0 | What was I saying? |
| 0:11.3 | Do you need to get that? You seem a bit distracted? |
| 0:14.5 | There's more pictures from him. |
| 0:16.3 | I've only just met him and he thinks it's okay to send me naked pictures. |
| 0:19.7 | Sending her unwanted nudes is abuse. |
| 0:22.9 | Enough. |
| 0:23.6 | End violence against women and girls. |
| 0:25.8 | See it for what it is. |
| 0:27.1 | Visit gov.uk.org. |
| 0:28.4 | 4.0. |
| 0:29.6 | Enough. |
| 0:31.9 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:35.7 | Be warned. |
| 0:37.1 | It's Luana. |
| 0:38.0 | And this podcast contains honest, |
| 0:39.4 | upfront opinions, |
| 0:40.1 | rants, |
| 0:41.4 | general explicit content, |
| 0:42.8 | but you know you love it. |
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