So I want to show you the text message from Marcus, bitch.

What? Hey dude, just seen a side of you that I really want nothing to do with and I can't respect it. I don't want to be fake and act like we're cool, so no need to pretend like we are... I just sat there, it took me two seconds to type this response. I said, Marcus, you literally look like a dumb ass and so does Kim. I'm behaving out of retaliation towards your stupidity and the fact that you and Kim don't give a

fuck about anyone but yourselves.

I don't want to hear about your clown-ass relationship from you or Kim.

You all just look stupidity. Hey, all, welcome back to another episode here at everyone's business, but mine with me,

Kara Berry, today, of course, we're talking Vanderpump Rules.

In watching this third episode, I really, like, mid-cackle was thinking, and I really shouldn't be thinking about her anymore, but of the Nikki Minaj quote, you're not going to get it the first time, get it, like, and you get to the second and third time, you're really going to understand.

And that's what I felt once we got into episode three of Vanderpunk Rules, the new class.

So I would say, like, if you're on the fence, maybe episode three is going to be the one for you.

I could say, like, okay, really like the episode one, episode two.

I could see why maybe people were like, I don't know, but episode three is where it came

together.

Anyway, let me, how many times can I say it?

Let's talk about the episode.

Episode three, in case you were wondering.

So we're starting off with our typical Vanderpump rules, early seasons. Let's see what our precious little burnouts are doing

on a day, not clocking in to a shift. Natalie's talking to her husky in bed, trying to have some kind of conversation.

The husky's name is Stormy. Stormy wasn't having it. Stormy left.

Jason and Chris are only fans cousins.

Jason has an alarm set for 444 p.m. P.m. And he really seemed to struggle to get out of bed from there.

We're getting up for a 14th annual Sir Photo Shoot. And when Audrey starts talking about seeing photo shoots passed on the walls of Sir and how she's dreaming of one day being in one of those photos, my mind drifted off to the fact that Audrey would have been like a whole elementary school child, like solidly in elementary school when these photos began.

That's tough. That's really tough. Of course, we're doing our typical shirtless photos,

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