"I Survived Coronavirus" w/ Paul Virzi

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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What up people. It's time we spoke to someone that has had Coronavirus so they can tell us what it's really like. I sat down with comedian Paul Virzi who just overcame the virus. He breaks it down for me in the most hilarious way possible. INDULGE! New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I am here with an amazing father, a remarkable husband, a hilarious
0:11.2	comedian, and a champion of the Chinese flu, a conqueror of the coronavirus. We have Paul
0:22.0	Verzi in the building. What's up, Kelsey? What's up baby? Now listen, this is I'm very excited
0:29.8	to talk to you because you might be the first comedian, a real comedian that has contacted
0:37.3	the coronavirus and destroyed it, demolished it, beat it to the race. First of all, how
0:45.1	you still look the same bro? What's that? How you still look the same? You got the fresh
0:50.7	baldy and quarantine, beard looking right? You know what? I'm about 18, 19 days since my first
0:57.6	symptom and everything is pretty much subsided, very little bit of a cough, but so I had to get my
1:05.3	act together with grooming after that. You look amazing. Bro, you look like Drake with Down syndrome.
1:15.0	Down syndrome. No, you can let her rip baby, the world's ended. You might as well say it all right
1:23.7	now. I want a career when this is over, but I do want to say that I do want to say that
1:31.1	my wife and I, we couldn't officially test for it, although we were pretty much told we had it,
1:36.0	and I can break down exactly what happened. So yeah, so I want to just go over first thing.
1:40.8	Just a few things with you. So how do you think you got it? Number one, it's between two places,
1:48.5	it's between doing Liberty Live. The Saturday at Liberty Live was really packed. It was the first
1:55.6	week of, it was the first week of March, but then on March 14th, we went out. This was right before
2:00.4	everybody was told to be locked down. We did go to a Mexican restaurant for my wife's birthday
2:05.0	around March 14, which is the last time we were out in public, and I remember the restaurant being packed.
2:11.2	And so it's one of those two places, but my guess would be I got it at a packed restaurant,
2:16.8	March 14th. You're thinking that you think it was the Mexicans?
2:20.0	I think it was, yeah, yes, it was the Mexicans fault. Not that packed out show of yours at
2:25.3	Liberty. Not that packed out. I mean, you were selling tickets, bro. Yo, make no mistake.
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