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Elvis Durand phone tap.

And today it's from Garrett.

Yes.

What's it all about Garrett?

Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband, Tony.

Now, Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow up things on in the front lawn, all over the house, even in the backyard. Huh. So I'm going to start the call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives right behind him that he hasn't met yet. Let him know I have a little issue with his holiday decor around his house. Oh, good. The new neighbor chiming in the holiday decorations. Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hi, is this Tony? Lars. Yes, this is. Hey, Tony. My name is George Feeney. I live right behind you. I just moved in about three weeks ago. We haven't met yet, so. Oh, hey, how you doing, George? I know this is not the best way to meet, but I'm having a little issue and wondering if you

could help me out with this. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Shoot. I noticed about three days ago, your

Christmas stuff went up in your front and even backyard, too. But why have stuff in the backyard?

It's just a little bit much coming into my house, and it's always blinking and boom, boom, boom, and I'm trying to sleep, and it's like boom, boom. I understand, but, you know, you have to understand, too. It's a season. Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take down a few in the backyard and just... I know you're new and everything, but I'll ask anybody in the neighborhood, every single year, people come from all over. I am like, you know, famous a little bit over in the area for this, okay? You know, I've won awards. Every year I get a prize, okay, for doing what I do. Fantastic. Get some blinds or whatever, and, you know, I'm very sorry. You can't sleep. Put a mask over your face or whatever your eyes cover your eyes somehow but the lights are not going off

okay i was afraid that we're going down this route this morning i went to your house and i took your blow-up

santa what you took what i took your blow-up inflatable santa in exchange you better not have

you better not have yes yes uh you better not even touch it is sitting in my basement now, and if you want to turn down some of your lights, you can get Santa back. Listen to me. I get home about 6, 7 o'clock, that better be back where you found it. Do you understand me? I will give it back and put it where I found it, exact place, once the lights get turned off. No, the lights are not getting turned off, okay? I don't get them from you, okay? You should have mean you put my Santa back. I got, again. That is a family album. You want to say, I'm got to put on my will to my kids. Do you understand what that means to me? You're giving your kids a blow-up Santa? Yes, I am. Okay?

If you're getting into your business.

All right.

Well, maybe we can work a deal. We're friends here. We're friends. We're friends. I don't need to make deals. All right. Well, maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee or maybe some tea. You seem like a tea guy. we'll talk about this.

I'll come there.

Take my Shana and keep the

out of you.

How about that for a deal?

I will deflate Santa right now.

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