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Therapy Gecko

“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos. Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24. Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello?

0:03.0

What's your name, Squire?

0:05.0

Uh, you can give me a name?

0:08.0

All right, I'm going to call you Ethan.

0:10.0

Ethan, what's up?

0:11.0

How can I, uh, how can I be on the phone with you today?

0:15.0

Well, I'm still on a crazy past 24 hours to be honest.

0:22.0

Tell me why.

0:23.0

And also, I just had a ex-girlfriend from, it's a long story. I don't know if you want to take it back 10 years ago.

0:37.0

And then, I don't know if you saw my message saying it was wrong for me to steal her family pictures out of anger.

0:48.0

So yeah, you mentioned that you stole your ex-girlfriend's family photos now.

0:54.0

How many did you steal?

0:59.0

A full album and whatever was on the wall.

1:05.0

Just like you were, was this from her place or like her mom's place or what was the?

1:11.0

This was her place. I was living with her and I was just like, so I don't know if we take it back I guess it's 10 years ago we met I was married and

1:28.2

We kind of we were trying to do a little fuck buddy situation and it didn't work out. We ended up catching feelings and I was still married. So it didn't, it didn't, it wasn't working for her so broke off ten years later I'm single I made up my my life you know

1:51.6

started up by a company and, you know, I was doing pretty good.

2:01.2

So she comes in back into my life 10 years later and she pretty much after I committed on giving up my dogs, my shop. She tells me she wasn't ready for a relationship, you know?

2:25.0

So I have her files and I'm thinking about burning them and sending them back to her so she could feel the same pain I felt when my dog got put down.

2:39.0

So, I know it's a pretty big story to take on right now and that's where I'm

2:45.9

right now. Okay I'm confused on several aspects of this. The first one is why

2:50.8

did you have to what we'll get there why did you have to kill

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