This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Well, over in the other side of the world on Tuesday, the 27th and remember, but it could be a Monday. We don't know. I'm not too sure. It turns out that somebody called Malikyu Thompson Dwyer, actually pronounced, sorry, we have no idea who he is,

but he's on I'm a celebrity, and he didn't have the fadist idea who Noel Edmonds was.

Proving is either a complete idiot, or Noel Edmonds is thinking exactly same as the rest of us are.

Who's Malikyu Thompson Dwyer? Answer, nobody. Nobody, not even a main character.

Noel showed off his figure the other day. They say he looks good actually. I mean, he's

69. 69 looks all right. Somebody says he's hot. I don't think he's hot. And he can say somebody's

hot because he's actually got there. But he looks all right. He looks after himself. Mr. Blobby

trashed this morning set, which of course you would expect him to. That's what he does.

And he's branded a delinquent by Phillips Schofield. And he got into a bit of a punch-up.

Because every time Mr. Blobby's there, he just falls into the scenery and everything else.

And then they all laughed at him.

I mean, he loves it. He loves it. And that's what it is.

You know, if you invite Mr. Blobby there, he's going to bring the scenery down.

And if you dare to invite him on to this morning, he's going to do the same thing.

14.2 million tuned in for Holly Willoughby's debut.

I think that's record numbers, actually.

Most watched in the show's 16-year history.

She appears to have the golden touch, doesn't she?

She looks like the girl next door.

She's not, of course,

now she live in a multi-million pound house.

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