I Snorted Paris Hilton's Coke, Dealt at Dartmouth, 4-Month Psychotic Hell, Secret Marriage – Rachel Hechtman's Wednesday Dopey Dose!

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Notes / Timestamps (for show notes or description) 0:00 – Ray Brown's Twisted "All I Want for Christmas" parody about heroin; Christmas Eve gratitude and Patreon plug. 2:20 – Sponsor & Recovery Zoom Curious Elixirs promo; weekly Wednesday 9am NY Recovery Zoom for Patrons. 4:40 – Letter from Montana in Prison Toastmasters, college dreams (LCDC program), cubicle art, stereotypes, and holiday wishes. 9:40 – Main Interview: Rachel Hechtman Early drinking/coke at 14, boarding school (Berkshire School), ADHD diagnosis, Dartmouth dealing, psychedelics, psychosis, secret marriage to Giuseppe, COVID sobriety via walking with dog George. 59:20 – Sobriety Path Dry January success, 80lb weight loss, creating @soberincentralpark, coaching, sober events. 1:17:20 – Spotify Comments Listener reactions to Bob Forrest episode and Nick Reiner discussion. 1:27:50 – Closing & Trinity's"Good So Bad"

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0:00.0	I don't want a lot for Christmas.
0:10.4	There are just five things I need.
0:13.7	Since snow white heroin, some Zanis works, weed and speed.
0:19.2	I just want to overdose
0:22.6	Underneath the Christmas tree
0:25.6	Hey Santa, if you find me dead
0:28.6	Please, please don't arcane me
0:31.6	Then I'll have to cop again
0:35.6	I love you heroin
0:37.9	All I want for Christmas
0:41.0	All I want for Christmas
0:43.8	Is you
0:45.9	I love you
0:49.1	I love you
0:50.4	Heroin
0:52.3	I love you I love you. I love you. I love you.
0:57.8	Well, hello, and welcome to the Wednesday dose of dopy, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit, as our five days of dopey in December continues. I don't know if we're going to do five days of dopey in December continues.
1:11.4	I don't know if we're going to do five days of dopey in January.
1:16.2	I mean, I love the numbers, but the work is, it's hard to keep up with.
1:21.9	And today is Christmas Eve Day, and I'm surrounded by presents and I'm feeling I'm feeling a lot of
1:30.6	gratitude feeling a lot of love and gratitude I want to do just a fake meditation every time I
1:36.5	start talking in a in woo-woo positivity but let's just say the light in me recognizes the light in you and this morning we did
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