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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio,

the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

In crisis situations like this, people tend to show you who they really are.

And who the elite of Washington DC are, is... These hard-nosed Washington insiders who made sure in a life or dis-situation to grab the things most dear to them, the bottle service. What? What?

If only, if only, I had more time, I could have saved the rosé.

That's John Stewart from last night on the Daily Show.

We got another bit of his comedy styling.

Of course, there was this guy.

Check this video at the left side of your screen.

This man, creative artist, agent, super agent, Michael Glantz, has gone viral for eating food casually as people are crouched down after this shooting at the White House correspondent's dinner.

Excuse me, excuse me, wait it.

When you're done incapacitating the assassin, I would love some more ranch dressing.

I'd be a doll if you could, a refill.

Some lady took my wine.

If you could.

Did we mention that yesterday?

The guy's explanation was he has a bad back,

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