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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

This is one of those you make the call phone taps.

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We just connect you with whoever you want to phone tap and let you do all the work.

It's all up to you.

Oh, we're going to get my husband, Mike.

We got this pool installed a couple of weeks ago, and he wanted no part of this pool. So anything that we can do to try to get him fired up about the pools falling down or something like that, he'll go nuts and lose his mind. Oh. Mike? Yeah. Oh, my God. You're never going to believe what I did.

What you do?

I went outside to mow the lawn.

Oh, my God.

What did you do?

I ran into the pool.

Into the pool?

I ran into the buttress of the pool and it made a crack in the pool.

Diane, let me ask you something.

Why were you trying to mow the lawn? Because it needed to be mowed. I don't know. I was trying to make help you out with the work and the yard and stuff. I don't know. No, you know, every time you try to do something, something happens, you tried to mow the lawn last time you put the gas with the oil. You tried to f***ing weed whack broke the thing why you keep doing things like that for i'm just trying to help you i don't know what to do maybe i could like i well the pool's done call the pool people i don't know it's broke maybe it's a warranty like i don't know well maybe there's something i could put in there or something i don't know. There's nothing you can do. What could

you do? It's broke. It's coming out. What are we going to do? I'm not a pool guy. All the pool people. What pool people? The place where we bought it from? Yeah, I don't know. Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard. It's like all flooded. It's going to flood. Yeah, the whole Oh my god's gonna flood.

Oh my God, the water is like,

I think it's going like

into the pigeon coop or something.

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