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I Skipped Jury Duty - #396

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Rooster Teeth

Comedy, Video Games, Leisure

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Join the crew of Off Topic as they talk about skipping jury duty, athletic wear, saving the bees, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp and Shady Rays! - Go to http://betterhelp.com/offtopic to get 10% off your first month. - Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code OFFTOPIC for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Do you see it there? The dermatologist I was like you only need to shower twice a week. I was like, please no. No, please don't. What?

0:22.6

You only need to wash your hair. Wash your hair and shower. I know. So I do. It's supposed to be like you wash your hair and then the other day the day you have off, you just rinse your hair so you don't strip it at the natural oils. I don't know what

0:35.8

often it means. I wash my hair every day. See, I don't rinse my hair every day, but I also don't rinse every day. I don't, you know, look at the schedule, go, what is it? It's just kind of like, did I just wash my hair with soap and shampoo? I'm not going to do that again. I'm not going to destroy my beautiful hair.

0:51.8

But if you're stinky, you're yucky. I mean, that's here's my here's my logic behind it. If you're dirty, wash yourself. It's pretty good, right? Like the dermatologist, I even believe like a dermatologist would be like, I'm going to do twice a day. It's like, right, probably for like your skin, but it's probably ignoring that you smell. It's smell. It's probably healthy. It's the societal standards. You have correct. And some standards are outlandish. I agree. I think not being stinky because you don't bathe is an outlandish.

1:21.8

I think we as a society can bathe our bodies the royal way. Oh, no, I mean, who is we? Hi, welcome to off topic. I'm

1:29.5

like, we got Lindsey Alfredo Joe. Yeah. Well, that way it starts naturally like they think we were talking before we pretend

1:39.3

we're starting a conversation. Really, but really?

1:41.9

Scripps says dermatologist says Joe's top of hair is wider than his bottom of hair. Mention it as the intro is

1:48.1

blind. It's very then Joe said that's what happens when I use shampoo and

1:53.0

conduct the conversation. Well, ever since I've fucking sort of grown out my hair,

1:57.8

I realize I can't like wash it every day. So does it go? It goes well. So yeah, with

2:04.6

longer hair, the oils and stuff get trapped more. So and it produces more oil. Yep.

2:08.7

So then your head actually gets like itchier and then dryer. Yeah.

2:14.5

Yeah, it's driving psoriasis on your scalp. That's oh, yeah.

2:18.2

Yuck city. That stinks. Your head just burns like why's my head burned?

2:23.4

So then you scrub it hard and then it burns more. You scratch it. And then you go, why did I do that?

2:28.3

Yeah, you have soap and guts. But not anymore. Not for now.

2:34.0

I mean, look, he comes and goes. Yeah, we go through these hoops. I get it for a couple of months.

2:39.4

And then he goes, I haven't done it. And I got a month. Then I got to fight the man.

2:42.8

We're saying it's summer. You've been outside. That's helped the pharmacy juice.

2:47.8

Yeah, I need my juice. The summer has helped because UV light. Thank you.

2:52.0

Of course. No, no, you be like, how psoriasis? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

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