I Simply Cannot Believe That Happened
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2018
⏱️ 194 minutes
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Summary
Somehow, someway, the Philadelphia Eagles have won a Super Bowl in the real world. Congrats to Tyler for his home team coming through in the Big Game. And also our deepest apologies to Tyler for his other home team collapsing on the biggest of stages. In the basketball world, Aaron Gordon pulled out of the dunk contest, Jabari Parker is back, trade rumors are everywhere, and the MVP race is as wide open as we can remember it. Smash those download and play buttons por favor.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed tape listeners. You can find us every Sunday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | Let's get right into it. The burning story. Hot on everyone's minds. It's all anyone wants to talk about. |
| 0:19.0 | Aaron Gordon, out of the dunk contest. Him flex. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't have any Mitchell in. Where the hell? |
| 0:25.0 | How did this news affect you and your family? |
| 0:29.0 | We're taking a step by step. That's really all we can do at a time like this. It came out of nowhere. |
| 0:33.0 | You can never prepare for something like this. |
| 0:36.0 | I mean, I've been checking the news. So the streets are on fire. |
| 0:41.0 | Then people people are going to be recovered from this for a long, long time. |
| 0:45.0 | I think it's again, I think the Blake trade has people shook. Like it was news that Aaron Gordon was available for trades. |
| 0:52.0 | Now he's hurt. John Wall mysteriously got hurt. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm just saying, I think these max contracts are having more consequences. |
| 1:01.0 | People thought it'd be harder to build a team around them. Well, no, if people just fake being injured, it's impossible to build a team around it. |
| 1:07.0 | Simply impossible. And Aaron Gordon was rumored to go to Cleveland. It appears he absolutely no one wants to go to Cleveland and play with the broad news. |
| 1:15.0 | No, no, he pulled his own head out of his socket, the anti-bojox. |
| 1:22.0 | No, but actually, I fulfilled up the Eagles somehow, some way, I have to want a Super Bowl in real life in this alternate in this universe. |
| 1:36.0 | I can't believe we did it. |
| 1:39.0 | I know. Congratulations for us in the foremost to you. Thanks for the wisdom season. And also, I'm sorry about your patriots. |
| 1:45.0 | We took it on the chin. |
| 1:49.0 | That was, that was the fourth Super Bowl loss I've seen. |
| 1:59.0 | And I forgot about what was the first one with Packers read. Yeah, got you. Yeah, five's only ring. |
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