All of this is going to sound pretty mean, but let me preface this by saying that this girl, Angel, thought she was God's gift.

And I mean that in the most literal sense.

Like she'd literally introduce herself by saying, my name is Angel, because I'm a gift from heaven.

And she'd say it with a smile that was so fake and sickly sweet that you could taste your teeth rotting just looking at it.

All her mannerisms were stolen from Disney movies, like how she'd talk in this high-pitched little girl voice that she thought made her seem so cute.

Like, yeah, yeah, you're supposed to be nice to people like that, but it was so hard to tolerate

her.

So we messed with her.

And it wasn't because she was in a wheelchair.

I just want to make that clear.

I don't have a problem with people in wheelchairs, just Angel.

I mean, you'd feel the same way if you knew her.

Honestly, everyone did.

She literally didn't know where babies come from.

Like one time, my friends were joking about having Nick Jonas's babies, and Angel was like,

how would you make the baby his?

And we had to literally explain to her where babies come from and ask where she thought

they came from.

And she said, in a quote,

When a mommy makes a very special wish and gives it a special kiss and sends it to God,

God cuts a piece of heaven in the shape of a baby and wraps it in the wish and sends it back to the mommy to grow up and be loved and kept safe on the earth forever.

This was, by far, the stupidest thing I ever heard in my entire life.

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