I'm going to blow your mind right now.

This is our 300th episode.

Get out of town.

Three hundred episodes. And I would also like to reiterate that when Casey told me this, she said she listened to a bunch just, you know, because we were doing some replays because we were out of town. And she's like, it always starts the same. And I'm like, with us talking about like, are we podcasting? And she's like, no, being frustrated with tech.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm glad.

Well, I'm glad that nothing has changed in five years and that I'm still overwhelmed by all of it.

And I can't, I can't, I won't, look, my hair isn't going to change.

My clothes are not going to change.

I've been wearing the same clothes.

I, guys, I'm not trying to treat new stuff.

We are who we are.

So either people like us this way or they're lying.

And I don't think nobody can can uphold a ruse for that long.

I think that they think we're okay.

On here and you don't like us. You've got

an S and M issue. What are you trying to do to yourself? You're just trying to punish yourself?

Yeah, and trust me. Like, if you're on here not liking me, I promise I don't like me too. So you get on board.

I would like to start off by, I have questions about

this summer. I thought I would ask you because I need some serious help. But let me tell you what I did.

This is me opening my pretend flask of whiskey and dumping it into my drink because it's only 930 a.m.

If I weren't so lazy, I would reach my hand over to this fridge and just down a bottle.

I got both kids home as of today.

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