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I Rejected A Popular Guy Who Hit On Me As A Joke r/NuclearRevenge

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🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 182 minutes

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0:00.0

Rejected a popular guy who hit on me as a joke. I was the weird goth girl in high school. I owned it. Doesn't bother me at all. Honestly, I see why I was a target for this.

0:11.7

So, sophomore year of high school, I get a text from a guy. How he got my number is still a mystery to me, but it gives me the ick.

0:18.2

Who was a football player and therefore pretty popular by defaults.

0:21.6

He was very much sliding into my DMs, as we would call it now, but this was 2007, so we still

0:27.9

flirted via text. He started off by making me guess who he was, which was super weird and an instant

0:34.1

red flag. After a lot of back and forth, him being all flirty, he finally told me.

0:39.8

I was like, what the heck?

0:41.5

I hadn't said two words to this guy since the seventh grade.

0:44.8

Total cold call.

0:46.4

But then he just starts your general, oh, I think you're really cute, etc.

0:50.7

Then, after a polite but not very assertive decline,

0:56.3

the messages start to get more graphic.

1:02.1

Thankfully, I was spared any picks. He drops the bomb that we should hook up and keeps trying to entice me into coming over. Now, I was your typical got typical got got got got

1:05.1

typical got got got got got gothickle that he was very anti-conformist, admittedly to a cringy degree,

1:09.4

which included wanting nothing to do with Jogs.

1:12.1

I got super angry that he was hitting on me at all, especially since he was being super gross about

1:16.9

it. So, temper got the best of me, and basically I tore him a new one and said things like,

1:23.0

you're gross, why would I want anything to do with you? Just generally started roasting the heck out of him

1:28.4

for something along the lines of being an unoriginal pathetic jock who was going to peak in high school.

1:34.4

He didn't take this well. Not because he actually liked me and was hurt,

1:38.9

but apparently because this was all meant to be a joke where the text would have been spread around the school to embarrass me.

1:44.9

He allegedly had multiple friends over that were in on this at the time. They were also trying to

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